copied from
http://drowingsolutionsph.multiply.com/journal/item/40/inday...?replies_read=36
http://rainwitched.multiply.com/journal/item/83
hahaha.
everyone is currently drooling for the ever famous INDAY.
laughtrip series...
*nosebleed*
Biodata ni Inday:
Name - Inocencia Binayubay
Nickname - Inday
Age - 18
Parents - Aling Seling at Mang Andoy
Siblings - Iying 13; Itoy 8; Ikling 5
Educational Background
College -
Highschool - P. Gomez Highschool (Valedictorian, Best in English)
Elementary -
Work Experience - 3 years, household service manager (katulong), Mr & Mrs. Montemayor.
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Menikanikow ni Monico eng mekina neng menikew ni Monica…
Peskow, peksew…
Booteke. Betooka…
Damn! I can’t deliver the Filipino tongue twisters!
- Si Inday, nagsasanay
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“The oil normalizing series specifically designed for my oily skin not only works physically on the skin surface, but penetrates deep into the skin layers to normalize oil secretion for a healthy and long-lasting oil free skin.”
- paliwanag ni Inday habang nagpapahid ng chin-chan-su
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Sa resto:
WAITER: Ano po order nila, maam?
AMO: Yung fried chicken meal na lang. Ikaw Inday, ano sayo?
INDAY: I would like to partake of a dish of sauteed pork and chicken, boiled in thick essence of soy and cane extracts, with copious amounts of garlic, onion and laurel, sprinkled generously with fine spices and served with a generous helping of root crop and a helping of rice.
AMO: Iho, pa-order daw ng adobo with rice.
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JEEPNEY DRIVER: Hoy! Bakit
INDAY: I am currently enrolled in a 2-year vocational course in an academic institution. Therefore, I am a student and, by this fact, I am entitled to have the inalienable right to avail of a certain discount on my jeepney fare. This is why I provided a payment less than what you expected because that is according to the law, as stated in the fare matrix.
JEEPNEY DRIVER: ahh…
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…Its absurd!! It was never a fact that he will inflict a fight. I can only imagine how you handle schizophrenic kids on this educational institution. Revise your policies because they s*ck!
- si Inday kasama si Junior sa principal’s office (pasosyal ng pasosyal si Inday)
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hahaha eto panalo!
“Don’t limit my capacity to the four corners of this luxurious abode. Expose me to the real challenges of the outside world. I want to grow as an individual with dynamic experiences.”
- Inday, nagrereklamo kasi ayaw siya isama ng amo sa outing sa
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Drunken shrimp and blue lobster meat with caviar served with milagrosa rice (red variety) and apricot sauce.
Vegetables in balsamic vinegar splashed with extra virgin olive oil.
Lychee and peach salad with sour cream and cream chees topped with lemon zests
- baon ni Junjun sa school na inihanda ni Inday.
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Love - a widely misunderstood although highly desirable malfunction of the heart that weakens the brain, causes the eyes to sparkle, cheeks to glow, blood pressure to rise and lips to pucker!
- Inday, gumagawa ng blog niya sa Friendster.
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(Dahil Inglisera na talaga si Inday, nakahanap ng katapat)
Kausap si Lornang labandera…
INDAY: Hey! Our majesty said wash that white clothe because that is the only white clothe of her, understood?
LORNA: Clothe! Only one? Duh! Would you mind to fill up those empty spaces of your brain, Idiot! I don’t know why people like you still exists, you’re just a scrap of humanity! Now, get lost!
INDAY: (luhaang umalis) “Ambot sa imo!”
(Hehe, yan ang yabang kasi ni Inday!)
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“For it wasn’t into my ear you whispered, but into my heart. It wasn’t my lips you kissed, but my soul. May these words hold true for our romance…”
- Love letter ni Dodong kay Inday. (Kala mo si Inday lang humihirit!) HAHAHA!!!
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There are tulips in the street, there are tulips in the park, but nothing compares to our two lips meeting in the dark.
- pamatay lines ni Dodong kay Inday.
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I don't know how all this began. I work with passion, care, and integrity. I may not be a perfect domestic employee but I do try to give my employers the best mundane and extraordinary services I possibly could.
Si Inday (nasaktan sa kumakalat na txt msgs)
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Amo: Inday ano gamit mo sa katawan ang kinis mo kasi eh? ..Siguro gumagamit ka ng papaya. O baka naman kalamansi?
Inday: No! ONLY BELO TOUCHES MY SKIN. WHO TOUCHES YOURS?
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You had the audacity to expose my bottomless wit and vocabulary to public scorn and scrutiny without having sought my approval? The nerve of these low lives never cease to amaze me!
-- reklamo ni inday sa walang katapusang inday series
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I'm not extremely good looking but I have a sense of humor. I'm not breathtakingly intelligent but I'm relatively witty. I'm not insanely rich but I'm fairly kind. I'm just a simple guy with a crazy elusive ambition of meeting your acquaintance. So, hi.
--DODONG, hardinerong nakikipag txtm8 kay INDAY.
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500 = globe plan subscription
1800 = glutathione tablets
600 = olay total effects
1500 = crocs flip flops
2000 = for mama
binabudget ni inday ang sweldo nya.. =p
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1. FENDI handbag
2. Balenciaga sandals
3. Manolo Blanich high heels
4. CHANEL fur coat
5. IPOD VIDEO 80 gig
6. Motorola RAZR dolce&gabbana edition
7. SONY BRAVIA flatscreen plasma tv
8. AQUAMARINE diamond wristwatch
9. LOuis Vuitton travel bag
10. 0 BAGI system skin care line
11. SHISEIDO cosmetics
12. 1 week off vacation spree at the BAHAMAS
-wish list in INDAY for Chrismas (nakadikit sa ref ng amo nya)
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"Potatoes when consumed in its raw state, are rapidly converted to glucose that raises insulin level because of its simple sugar.. when cooked in high temperature like french fires, they produce large amount of free radicals in the body causing aging clotting, inflammation, cancer, weight gain... 1 french fry is worse than one cigarette.."
-explain ni inday kung bakit hindi sya nakapagluto ng french fries sa amo nya.. nutritionist din pala...
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Dear Mom,
Had i not been able to smell the salt, i must have collapsed moments ago. Junior has become a little monster to me. Remember the head accident he had? As if it wasn't enough, he was summoned by the principal of hil shabilly runned academe. Oh, such an erudite bunch of baboons! I never though being a governess can be such strenuous employ!
Your daughter,Inday
Dear Inday,
Walanghiya ka! Magpadala ka ng pera! Nasa ospital ang nanay mo, dumugo ang ilong pagkabasa ng pesteng sulat mo!
--TATAY
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- sagot ni Inday sa interview ng bago niyang amo!
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Amo: Inday, bakit nagkalat ang basura sa likod ng bahay?!
Inday: A change in the weather patterns might have occurred wrecking havoc to the surroundings. The way the debris are scattered indicates that the gust of wind was going northeast causing damage to the path it was heading for.
Amo: (nosebleed)
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Amo: Inday bumili ka nga ng mga isda, ay oo nga pala, inglesera ka na ngayon, would you please buy many fishes for this week's meals?
Inday: Judging by your statement, I believe you meant a variety of fish. The term fishes though rarely used, connotes a plethora of different kinds of the said gilled aquatic creatures. But the most pressing question before I go to the wet market would be: what type of fish? Fillet or not? Frozen or fresh? (pauses) Ahh…given the meager budget afforded by this household's quasi-peasant class taste, I assume I shall source the staple "galewng-gong". Yes?
Amo: Eh kung mag-empake ka na kaya?!
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"Ipomea aquatica has become the constant ingredient to this Filipino delicacy which is very helpful in the digestion during the peristaltic process of the food we intake. Due to the continuous rain and floods, the harvest of the said vegetable has lessen the production in the market"
- sagot ni inday samin kung bakit walang KangKong sa nilutong sinigang
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The consistency was fine. But you see, it seems that the increased amount of sodium chloride affected the taste drastically and those actions are irreversible. I do apologize.
-nag-eexplain si inday kung bakit maalat ang ulam.
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"Nurture others with positive truthful words, not words that hurt. It doesn't cost anything to do so. But mean what you say, and say what you mean. Do it everyday. This is one of the most obvious qualities of the most beloved people. If you cannot be generous financially, at least be generous with your words."
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I am solitary. I find it hard to succumb into slumber. Though the downpour of rain should've made it easy. This exuberent emotional glue i have for you,cannot be
simply washed away. The multiplicity of what i feel for you is inevitable. This isn't platonic. It's real, true romance
- INDAY, nag eemote sa may bintana, habang iniisip si dodong,ang bf nia..
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-INDAY habang ndi makatulog dahil na-ho-homesick . =D
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Heavy fire exerted by the stimulus affected the best conductor of heat which is the steel,causing the Oriza Sativa to change it's state of color,smell as well as the taste."
-sagot ni inday ng tanungin siya ng amo kung bakit nasunog ang sinaing.
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Listening to the nonsense talk about someone's life is a pathetic way of entertainment..it doesn't contribute to the good of society..i hate character assassinators!..
- reklamo ni inday nang natsismis siya ng kapitbahay.--------------------------------------------------------------
You'll never know wat u have til it's gone... And once u loose it, u can never get it back....
-si Inday na isnatchan sa quiapo!!!
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Ich bin jetzt berühmt geworden dürch diesen Pexer.Mach weiter so,das gefällt mir!!!(naging sikat ako ngayon gawa ng pexer,pagpatuloy ninyo gusto ko yan)
Si Inday marunong din pala maggerman!!--------------------------------------------------------------
I believe that my trained skills and expertise in management with the use of standard tools, and my discipline and experience will contribute significantly to the value of the work that you want, my creativity, productivity and work-efficiency and the high quality of outcomes I can offer will boost the work progress.
- sagot ni Inday sa interview ng bago niyang amo!
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Compromising safety with useless aesthetics, the not-so-well engineered architectural design of our kitchen lavatory affected the boy's cranium with a slight boil at the left temple near the auditory organ.
- sagot ni Inday nang tanungin ng amo kung bakit may bukol si Junior.--------------------------------------------------------------
The consistency was fine. But you see, it seems that the increased amount of sodium chloride (NaCl) affected the taste drastically and those actions are irreversible. I do apologize.
- nag-explain si Inday kung bakit maalat ang ulam.
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Donya: Bakit tuwing paguwi ko, nadadatnan kitang nanunuod ng tv?!
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"It's absurd! It was never a fact that he will inflict a fight. I can only imagine how you handle schizophrenic kids on this educational institution. Revise your policies because they suck!"
- Inday, kasama si Junior sa principal's office.--------------------------------------------------------------
Stop your raucous behavior. It is bound to result in property damages and if that happens there will be corresponding punishment to be inflicted upon you!
- si Inday, pinagbabawalan ang mga bata na maglikot.--------------------------------------------------------------
Sometimes, people choose to leave not because of selfish reasons but because they just know that things will get worse if they'll stay. Leaving can be a tough act, and it's harder when people can't understand you for doing so.
- sagot ni Inday kung bakit umalis si Angel Locsin sa GMA 7.--------------------------------------------------------------
"To forrestall further hopes of acquaintance, my unfathomable statement to the denial of your request. Petition denied."
- reply ni Inday nang i-text ni dodong kung pwede sya maging txtmate.
