watching the oscars with my sister :D

my sister blogged about the oscars

unfortunately the stars were my sister and i

and she made it for her contacts only...

but whatever,

since i want to share it with you,

here:

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Watching the oscars with my sister

Good thing we had the velvet channel..i hate long commercials..but then again, who doesn’t..i ran to my room (the one my sister is currently occupying) saying, it’s the oscars!! She groaned, “i have to studyyyy ateeee!” while grabbing her pillow and book to move to my parents’ room..



On the red carpet:

KL: Tapos na red carpet?
Me: Duh, live kaya yung show, ayan na!



On Jon Stewart

Me: Who’s Jon Stewart again?
KL: I dunno, he looks familiar..
Me: Yeah, he does, google it nga.
KL: Later, i’m studying! (while listening to Jon Stewart’s jokes)
Both of us: haha, ano raw?
Me: Lakasan mo kasi tv
KL: Ikaw, you’re nearer the remote..



On Happy Working Song

Me: Oh my Gosh, what’s she wearing?
KL: Un lang, siya lang, walang mga bugs?
Me: onga eh, awkward.. may nakita ako backstage kanina, they were interviewing some of the performers.
KL: ano, ung bugs?



On Ratatouille

KL: Ano ba yan! Pang ilang nomination na ba yan?!
Me: I dunno, it must be nice, daming nominations
KL: Bat puro daga! Damn rats.
Me: Download kaya natin
KL: *glares at me*



On Bourne Ultimatum

Both of us: nanaman?
Me: Where’s Matt Damon, did he go to the oscars?
KL: I’m studying.
Me: Where’s Brad Pitt and Angelina?
KL: Diba nga, sbe ni Jon Stewart, wala raw sila mahire na 17 babysitters.
Me: dude, that was a joke.
KL: i know, duh
Me: so bat nga di pumunta,
KL: Shut up.


On Enchanted’s three nominations in best song

KL: Pag hindi sila manalo, ewan !
Me: Feeling ko ung Falling Slowly mananalo, ang ganda kaya
KL: Ah bastaaa, nakakahiya pag hindi nanalo ang enchanted
Me: Falling Slowly ako.



On Falling Slowly

Me: I told you!!!
KL: waaah, i wonder what amy adam feels... hahahhaha.. pathetic..ang effort kaya..
Me: look at that, hindi na pinasalita ung girl. Sira ulo ung guy, inubos ung oras
KL: Ang mean kaya pag cinucut ng orchestra
Me: Kawawa kaya sila, nasa baba, parang ang hirap huminga
KL: ganun naman talaga eh.



On Jon Stewart asking Marketa Irglova to finish her acceptance speech

Me: Awww
KL: What happened?
Me: Weren’t you watching? I Like her dress, even when she performed, it was really nice..
KL: Yung alin?



On Diablo Cody

KL: Eww, the dress
Me: Stripper kaya siya
KL: Really?
Me: Yeah, Jon Stewart said awhile ago, I dunno if it was a joke. Google mo.
KL: Mamaya.
KL: (on laptop) oh yeah!! She is a full time stripper..



During commercial breaks:

Me: (runs to the laptop) hey Miguel’s asking if you can memorize the English version of Mi ultimo adios
KL: Hindi ata, I’ll ask shaoti. Online mo nga ako, hindi ka naman wina-ym ni kuya jem eh.
Me: Ayoko, bakit ba, mag meebo ko, or dun ka sa desktop pc..
KL: ayoko. Meebo nalang.
Me: Eww, ang fatty ng cookies, that’s why I told mom not to buy you that. Why do you love them so much.. Penge nga.
KL: rolls eyes.

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ako ata si cupid e

timing ba sa valentines?

well, si cupid ata si god of erotic love and sex...pero siguro, ang pagkacupid ko ay may pagkawholesome nalang...at di naman ako god e...

i think i possess something like cupid's arrow na kahit sinong makasama ko, ay.. uhhmmm.. nagiging sila...

it seems that i have something to do with everyone's love life...haha.... (everyone, meaning, everyone i'm close to?)

sabi nga ni boyet, kung sino makasama ko sa kahit sa pinakawalang kwentang lugar, ay nagiging sila pa e...

wala lang... just thought of it...

ano bang arrows ko? definitely, not made of hearts... eww... tska pink/ red? i think my arrows are colored green. and sharp, definitely sharp...

thing is, cupid aims his arrow on other people. not to himself. just like this cupid.

in fact, siguro si cupid, cynical din sa love...and that's probably the reason why he started experimenting with his arrows....

tska ako ang ultimate... ultimate 3rd wheel... pag dumating ang time na ako naman ang may itthird wheel, papahirapan ko ung 3rd wheel na yun, i swear... haha... asa naman na mangyari un...

wala, crap talk lang to...
kasi si boyet, nagpplano ng feb 14 niya sa lrt e

so stupid cupid...cupid stupid... may kanta ba na ganun

tama na nga to...

disclaimer na walang kwenta kasi nasa baba: di to tungkol sa love ha... baka kung ano ano na iniisip niyo dyan.