11 days 27 hours 7 mins and 59 seconds to go! hahaha...just like christmas...only equipped with the wrong feelingi'll make this quick... unfortunately for you,reader, quick for me is making a novel...
remember when you were a kid when you had this hard bound book of dinosaurs with 3D glasses... well, i remember my first book of dinosaurs...
it had a fun feeling to it and you just turned 3 and started with Rex... then T-rex... then Tyran-ousous rex... Then finally Tyrannosaurus rex... then you would boast it to all your friends in kindergarten, and try to inject the word to your every sentence...
lunchtime: hey, that dinosaur in your lunchbox is called a TYRANNOSAURUS REX. were you able to watch Jurassic Park and see the TYRANNOSAURUS REX?
playtime: run and hide or i'll eat you! I'm a TYRANNOSAURUS REX. (bully!)
music: (old mcdonald song) i don't want to be a chicken, i want to be a TYRANNOSAURUS REX! (tantrums)
math: the number 7 looks like a TYRANNOSAURUS REX!
sewing: my bear looks like a TYRANNOSAURUS REX.
new word eh.
now, i just gloat at the tons of genus and species you have to memorize. Erysipelothrix *panic attack. Wurcheria bancrofti *vomit. DIphyllobothrium latum*tv. Francisella tularensis *ipaq
lesson: in the future, do not teach your kid how to say stuff like TYRANNOSAURUS REX. or else
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or else the will end up being a bully who has to memorize a hundred species of not only microorganisms but also plants as their karma
karma's a bitch.
xoxo,
kL
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